Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He felt like a one man threesome
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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