You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
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is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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