i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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