I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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