Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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