quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He shit in the fireplace
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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