so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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