I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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