I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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