Do you still have your period?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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