She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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