Kareoke will never be a sober sport
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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