dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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