I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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