When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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