you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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