Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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