sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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