Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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