what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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