He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Randomize
