we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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