I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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