And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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