me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
this beer tastes like vomit already
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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