i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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