her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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