fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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