3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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