you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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