Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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