haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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