Already got asked if we're dating
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Just took my morning after pill in the library
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
