I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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