I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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