found the other keg... it's in the tree
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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