idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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