she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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