i was rollin on her like bob the builder
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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