ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Did I show you my penis last night?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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