I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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