is your mom at the bar?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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