Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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