found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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