I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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