And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Randomize