You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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