chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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