Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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