walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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