Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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