Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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