You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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