some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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