Your tits are I can't wait for
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
