I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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