UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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