My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize
