Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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