So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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