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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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