If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
